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Fictional products that solve tiny everyday problems by creating spectacular new ones. Deadpan adverts, absurd engineering and demonstrations of why nobody should buy them.
Create three 4:5 realistic fictional product-ad slides of one adult carrying the same orange electronic umbrella: 1) open umbrella works perfectly in dry weather; 2) first raindrop touches its sensor, exact indicator 'MOISTURE DETECTED'; 3) canopy has folded into a protective waterproof sleeve while owner gets rained on. Captions 'Ready for anything.' / 'Protecting sensitive components.' / 'You are not a component.' Title 'THE WEATHERPROOF UMBRELLA'; 'FICTIONAL PRODUCT' disclosure throughout. Coherent retracting mechanism, no dangerous use.
Ready for anything. Protecting sensitive components. You are not a component....
ViewCreate a 4:5 premium fictional product advert on a clean ivory desk. A compact orange powered cable-organising dock holds one short black charging lead in a perfect tidy loop on top, while exactly four clearly distinct bulky power/control leads leave its rear and tangle across the desk. Product is small; show the tradeoff through cable routing, not size. Heading 'THE CABLE ORGANISER'. Caption 'One cable organised. Four cables required.' Footer 'FICTIONAL PRODUCT'. Coherent visible attachment points, no logos or extra text.
One cable organised. Four cables required. /media/ai_images/spaces/9577/humour-second-20260912/b2-10-1.png...
ViewCreate three 4:5 fictional product-ad slides with consistent small orange safe, phone and desk: 1) phone placed inside safe, caption 'Remove distractions.' 2) person works peacefully beside closed safe, caption 'Find your focus.' 3) safe display clearly reads 'UNLOCK IN APP', with the phone visible behind its locked window, caption 'Your key is inside.' Product name 'THE ANTI-PROCRASTINATION SAFE'. Mark all slides 'FICTIONAL PRODUCT'. Make the circular dependency visually explicit, with minimal exact interface text.
Remove distractions. Find your focus. Your key is inside....
ViewCreate an original fictional humour post titled "The Silent Snack Booth". Small stylish contemporary office with an enormous transparent soundproof booth occupying most of it, orange aluminium frame, thick glass, heavy padded seals. One adult inside booth quietly eating crisps from plain unbranded bag; colleagues squeezed around it. Realistic absurd premium product. The payoff is "Discreet snacking. Two square metres required.". Make the joke readable in one image, with no explanatory outro.
Discreet snacking. Two square metres required. /media/ai_images/spaces/9577/humour-launch-20260912/i2.png...
ViewCreate an original fictional humour post titled "The Apology Printer". A tiny coffee spill on an office desk beside a beautifully engineered small persimmon-orange desktop printer. One narrow sensor points at spill. An absurd long continuous paper roll pours out of printer and coils around desk and spills to floor. No readable text on paper, no people. The payoff is "For minor spills. Major paperwork.". Make the joke readable in one image, with no explanatory outro.
For minor spills. Major paperwork. /media/ai_images/spaces/9577/humour-launch-20260912/i1.png...
ViewCreate a 4:5 premium satirical product photo of a normal yellow sponge being gently washed in a tiny orange-and-glass automatic spa beside a kitchen sink full of dirty plates. A small rotating brush cleans only the sponge; coherent simple plumbing loops back to its own bath. Heading 'THE SELF-CLEANING SPONGE'. Caption 'The sponge has never been cleaner. The dishes have.' Footer 'FICTIONAL PRODUCT'. The joke is the wrongly chosen beneficiary, not giant scale.
The sponge has never been cleaner. The dishes have. /media/ai_images/spaces/9577/humour-second-20260912/b2-7-1.png...
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